uinness Six Nations 2025: France v Scotland
Venue: Stade de France, Paris Date: Saturday, 15 March Kick-off: 20:00 GMT
Coverage: Listen live on BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Scotland Extra & BBC Sounds, live text coverage and highlights on BBC Sport app & website
When thinking about Scotland’s prospects of turning the awe-inspiring, championship-chasing Les Bleus to a sickly shade of green on Saturday night in Paris, a scene from Dumb and Dumber comes to mind.
Lloyd quizzing Mary about the precise nature of his unrequited love. “What are my chances?” he asks. “Not good,” says Mary. “Not good, like one out of a hundred?” he wonders. “I’d say, more like one out of a million,” Mary replies.
Cue Lloyd, euphoric: “So… you’re telling me there’s a chance?” Well, yes, but…
It’s not just the main protagonists who have skin in this Six Nations finale, of course.
England will be all over it presuming they put Wales away earlier in the day. If they falter then Irish eyes will be like saucers, but only if they’ve done a job on Italy first.